You've been waiting for it, and as the tennis porn pic attests, it's here. Ted Swanson Revisited. I guess he was busy winning Wimbledon. Or at least leaning against a wall just inside an alley in whatever the cruisiest neighborhood in England was at the time.
Because clearly we couldn't have been lucky enough that he was based in the U.S. We didn't deserve him.
Okay, I'm being an ass about it because he's clearly from an alley in Los Angeles and actually played tennis in college. ..